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Labor Day Sale | 15% OFF Sitewide | Code: LDAY15 | | Labor Day Sale | 15% OFF Sitewide | Code: LDAY15 |
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Your Snore Has a Job Title | | Your Snore Has a Job Title |
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We've all heard them. Snores with personality. Some sharp, some deep, some with a rhythm all their own.
If every snore had a career path, here's how it might look: | | | | |
Chainsaw Snorer → Lumberjack. Cutting logs all night long. Whistle Hum Snorer → Train Conductor. Chugging along with every breath. Occasional Bark Snorer → Stand-Up Comic. Punchlines, pauses, and a snore that brings the house down. Trumpet Blast Snorer → Marching Band Leader. Leading the charge, even in REM sleep. Motorboat Snorer → Fisherman. Out at sea, motoring through the night. Buzzing Fly Snorer → Bee Keeper. Busy, busy… until it's time to rest. Accordion Snorer → Street Performer. Inhale, exhale, repeat - crowd-pleasing or not. Car Horn Snorer → Cab Driver. Loud, sudden, and impossible to ignore. | | | | |
Funny to picture, sure. But not so funny when it's real, in your own bedroom.
That's where ZQuiet makes a difference. With a simple mouthpiece that stops the noise, your snore doesn't need a job title anymore - it just disappears.
And right now, you can make that switch for less: Sitewide 15% OFF with code LDAY15. | | | | |
America's #1 selling anti-snoring mouthpiece since 2009 | | OUR GUARANTEE: 60 Night Better Sleep Guarantee™ ZQuiet is committed to better sleep for everyone. Enjoy your purchase for 60 nights and if you are unsatisfied for ANY reason whatsoever, simply return your purchase within 60 days for a refund or credit (S&P fees are non-refundable). For any questions or concerns, don't hesitate to contact customer service by emailing support@zquiet.com. Too many emails? Manage Preferences No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe. ZQuiet Po Box 1240 Shelburne, VT 05482 | | | | |
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