This newsletter is a big fan of Gary Gensler.
When it comes to doggedly pursuing malefactors long after their crimes have been clear to the rest of us for quite some time, Gensler is without equal.
Gasp! As the intrepid SEC Chair leaps into inaction over FTX!
Marvel! As the dynamic ex-MIT prof ambles lethargically after the Terraform Labs guy!
Tell your friends! As the wealthy Goldman Sachs alum successfully sues Lindsay Lohan!
But look, even a superhero of investor protection like Gary can't get them all.
So who's next on his list? We have some ideas.
Matt Damon
Evil Matt Damon co-founded a charity that has helped provide clean water to 43 million people. The unlikeable scumbag then donated the money he made from a Superbowl ad for a crypto exchange directly to that charity.
It's time for Gensler to sue Damon, who has also greedily donated to African Children's Choir, American Humane Association, Ante Up For Africa, Arthritis Society of Canada, Boys' and Girls' Clubs of Canada, Cancer Research Institute, Celebs for Kids, Child Find Ontario, Clinton Global Initiative, Clothes Off Our Back, DATA, ENOUGH Project, Feeding America, Give Love, H2O Africa, LIVESTRONG, Love Our Children USA, Lupus Canada, Motion Picture and Television Fund Foundation, NEXT for Autism, Not On Our Watch, ONE Campaign, ONEXONE, Red Cross, Right To Play, Satellite Sentinel Project, Save the Children, Stand Up For Gus, Stand Up To Cancer, The Children's Center OKC, UNICEF, Unite for Japan, War Child, Water.org, Willow Foundation, World Food Programme and Yéle Haiti Foundation.
C'mon Gary, what are you waiting for? He made an ad for a crypto company! END HIM!! You'll be doing the world a favor!
Bart Simpson
This is clearly financial advice. Lawsuit incoming.
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