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Unusual Suspects: 7 People Gensler Hasn't Sued Yet |
This newsletter is a big fan of Gary Gensler. When it comes to doggedly pursuing malefactors long after their crimes have been clear to the rest of us for quite some time, Gensler is without equal. Gasp! As the intrepid SEC Chair leaps into inaction over FTX! Marvel! As the dynamic ex-MIT prof ambles lethargically after the Terraform Labs guy! Tell your friends! As the wealthy Goldman Sachs alum successfully sues Lindsay Lohan! But look, even a superhero of investor protection like Gary can't get them all. So who's next on his list? We have some ideas. Matt Damon Evil Matt Damon co-founded a charity that has helped provide clean water to 43 million people. The unlikeable scumbag then donated the money he made from a Superbowl ad for a crypto exchange directly to that charity. It's time for Gensler to sue Damon, who has also greedily donated to African Children's Choir, American Humane Association, Ante Up For Africa, Arthritis Society of Canada, Boys' and Girls' Clubs of Canada, Cancer Research Institute, Celebs for Kids, Child Find Ontario, Clinton Global Initiative, Clothes Off Our Back, DATA, ENOUGH Project, Feeding America, Give Love, H2O Africa, LIVESTRONG, Love Our Children USA, Lupus Canada, Motion Picture and Television Fund Foundation, NEXT for Autism, Not On Our Watch, ONE Campaign, ONEXONE, Red Cross, Right To Play, Satellite Sentinel Project, Save the Children, Stand Up For Gus, Stand Up To Cancer, The Children's Center OKC, UNICEF, Unite for Japan, War Child, Water.org, Willow Foundation, World Food Programme and Yéle Haiti Foundation. C'mon Gary, what are you waiting for? He made an ad for a crypto company! END HIM!! You'll be doing the world a favor! Bart Simpson This is clearly financial advice. Lawsuit incoming. |
Elizabeth Warren The Massachusetts Senator has staked out a claim to build an "anti-crypto army", clearly failing to note that Gensler already has one — it's called the SEC. And if there's one thing that ex-Goldman fella Gary Gensler clearly doesn't enjoy, it's healthy competition.
Jim Cramer Jim Cramer, the lovable oaf behind Mad Money on CNBC, has helped investors make a solid income simply by doing exactly the opposite of what he suggests. In fact, so abject are Kramer's — sorry, Cramer's — predictions that there's an entire financial strategy devoted to his almost-unimpeachable wrongness. The 'Inverse Cramer' strategy has returned a historical 26.25% CAGR, according to Seeking Alpha. And that's the kind of yield that should immediately cause Gary to protect investors from the possibility of profit. Go get 'im, Gazza! Gary Gensler Gensler's continual meddling in the crypto markets has tangible effects on publicly traded equities. Joking aside, Gensler's become one of the biggest market movers in the industry, fanning the flames of his scorched Earth policies with an overdose of engagement farming. That's not healthy. And it's not the job he was appointed to do. Richard Heart Gensler has sued Kim Kardashian, Jake Paul, Lil Yachty, Lindsay Lohan… and yet to the best of my knowledge, he hasn't sued Richard Heart. Why not? Is he just waiting for the rest of Heart's sad disciples to lose their money so that he can swoop in after the fact, as he did with FTX? Seriously, what is going on with the SEC's priorities? John Wick He really hasn't done anything wrong. I'd just like to see Gensler try. - Jon Rice P.S. Once again, thanks to the good folks at Planet Crypto for a brilliant visual interpretation of this week's newsletter! |
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| Market cap gained by USDT as USDC loses $10 billion over the same period. Sure looks like US regulatory actions are driving well-regulated and US-domiciled stablecoin holders offshore. |
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There's Nothing Wrong With Web3 Gaming, Except Everything You're Doing — Blockworks - Gary Gensler: Stop Taking Out Your Crypto Problems on Celebrities — Blockworks
Crypto Custody Has a Problem and Only Banks Have a Solution— Blockworks It's Time for Crypto To Regulate Itself — Blockworks Made by Humans but Governed by Code? — Blockworks FTX Flashback? Binance Trades Against Its Users, Says CFTC — Blockworks What the Strong Recovery of L1s Means — and How Active Addresses Will Be Key To Know Where They're Going — Blockworks Why Binance May Have Been Worth Risk for US Institutions — Blockworks Institutions Are Going Crypto — But How Do They Share Info? — Blockworks The Investor's Guide to Bitcoin and Crypto Loans — Blockworks Why Are Bitcoin and Ether More Correlated Than Ever? — Blockworks -
Zero-knowledge Rollups Get Cheaper With Scale — Blockworks
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On today's episode of On The Margin, we welcome Darius Dale Founder & CEO of 42 Macro back to the show to discuss the recent liquidity measures in response to the banking turmoil over the past few weeks. Watch and listen to On the Margin on Youtube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts. |
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